Jolie & Pitt

Follow the Overheard: The supersnooper stars of the week have to be the folks at Star magazine, who "lucked into" having a reporter lounging at the empty Hotel Bel-Air bar when Angelina Jolie breezed in for a meeting with director Robert Rodriquez (Spy Kids, Sin City).

The mag's fly on the wall overheard Rodriguez pitching a job to Angelina (and offering to create a role for Brad just to sweeten the deal). While she didn't exactly pass on the unknown project (we're hoping it's Mr. & Mrs. Smith vs. Spy Kids, Angelina did stall, citing her ballooning midsection. Rodriguez, proud papa to five of his own, couldn't resist the small talk and asked her how many kids she and Brad planned to have. "Thirteen," she said. "But we're going to adopt the rest.

I can't stand to be pregnant again, and that's how many we want. And I sure as hell ain't squeezing those out." Also, if eavesdroppers can be believed, Angelina went on to say (among other things): The baby is due June 6 (though Us Weekly says it's May 2); she and Brad will never get married because they've both been scarred by divorce; and she'll have a C-section if the baby is more than a few days late (on the advice of her mother, Marcheline Bertrand.)

In a sidebar from a second snooper, Brad says he and Angie are planning to get married "very soon." Which means there's either big trouble brewing, or Mr. and Mrs. Smith have mounted a misinformation campaign that would do the CIA proud.